I’m believe that Bin Laden may have had infiltrated the Manhattan online dating scene and I’ve dated him at some point.
According to journalists given access to Bin Ladin’s compound in Pakistan and his “secret documents,” he took Viagra, dyed his hair with Just for Men and bragged to other terrorists about all his wives (i.e., women he f—.).
It’s odd that someone in hiding would be worried about a few gray hairs. Stranger still is that he resembles guys I’ve dated. And, it would be just my luck to find out a former beau is on a government watch list.