Weekly Dating Dope

Whatever reason a man provides for the demise of his marriage is likely to be far from the truth. No man on earth would dare confess that the reason his wife divorced him is because he left the toilet seat up.

Weekly Dating Dope

The “Ambivalent Man” is another type on the dating scene to avoid.  One minute he can’t get enough of you, professing love and adoration, the next he’s trying to pickup underage girls on the Internet.  He’ll pull you in with gifts and declarations of “you’re the one,” and then two days later turn ice cold, and announce he’s not ready for a commitment and needs to devote time more time to his dog.  It’s not a relationship, but a roller coaster ride with someone undecided, maybe even a little coocoo.  People have been killed on roller coaster rides, so think twice before getting involved.

Weekly Dating Dope

Kids are like patrol dogs in sniffing out bad dates.  They have a sixth sense when something is “off” or not right with your new beau.  If yours starts barking, take it as a sign.

Weekly Dating Dose

Never chase, pursue or run after any man.  If someone can’t see and appreciate your beauty, wit and intelligence, you ain’t gonna convince him.  Let him go, but just make sure the screen door hits him when he leaves.

Weekly Dating Dope

There are no real “Rules” when it comes to dating.  And, if so, you make and play by your own.

Weekly Dating Dope

Unless you relish having your romantic life on display and analyzed, don’t let your coffee addiction convince you to meet a first date at Starbucks. Crowded and drafty, it’s the adult equivalent of the high school cafeteria. A clean-shaven man and a lipstick wearing woman will be immediately pegged as a source of entertainment for those office-less freelancers and “writers” pretending to work on their laptops.

Weekly Dating Dope

Timing is everything in life. When the check hits the table, see it as an opportunity — an opportunity to go to the bathroom and reapply your lipstick.