The Facts

Facts – Just The Facts – About Me

• I’ve joined – and subsequently dropped out – of Weight Watchers no less than 30 times.  I hate that damn point system.

• I’ll pretty much go on a first date with anyone, as long as they’re paying.

•  In my next career I want to be a talk show host or psychologist, and if possible both.  I’d be like Dr. Phil but with a feminist twist.

•  I went to an all girls Catholic boarding school.  I’m convinced the only reason the nuns allowed for me to stay was because they needed the tuition money.

• I was at the infamous Who concert in Cincinnati where 11 people were trampled.

• I think glasses can be very sexy.

• If Hugh Hefner invited me to live at the Playboy mansion I’d be there in a flash.  For free food and lodging, there’s little I won’t do.

• I have a thing for edgy, intellectual Jewish guys.  If Norman Mailer were still alive he’d be just my type.

• I have an irrational fear of being buried alive.

• I worked out all the issues with my parents in therapy years ago and have forgiven my father for being a raging, abusive alcoholic.  The only thing I’m still mad about is that he never helped put up the Christmas tree.