Weekly Dating Dope

There is a sect of men who in Donald Trump-fashion who will monopolized the first date conversation with exaggerated tales of their success and accomplishments.  The third grade spelling bee they won.  The 18-pound salmon they caught with their bare hands.  The marathon they ran barefooted. It’s not a date inasmuch as a resume-enhancing infomercial.

No sense getting mad.  Think of it as community service.  Like reading to the blind or feeding the homeless.  Then sit back, put on your Jackie O fake smile and order up.  They’ll eventually put their foot in their mouth.

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