Brad Pitt: What Happened To People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive?

Any time I see Brad Pitt these days, I find myself asking the same question: “What happened?!”

Once ensnared in domestic bliss, it’s typically the woman who lets herself go.  In the Brangelina situation, however, the roles have reverse.  Angelina’s sex appeal has ripen with age, thanks, in part to a closet full of slit dresses and puffy red lips; whereas, Brad’s wholesome All-American good looks seem to have faded. The smooth talking cowboy with the twinkle in his eyes from Thelma and Louise has been replaced with this stringy, long hair dude who seven years out is still whining about his marriage to America’s sweetheart Jennifer Aniston.  (“I was this guy who used to sit around all day smoking pot.”)  He’s one haircut away from announcing he’s wearing a vile of his lover’s blood around his neck.

I don’t care how many kids you adopt from third world countries.  He needs to toss out the Fast Times at Ridgemont High surfer dude look and return to his People’s Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” roots.  Last thing American cinema needs right now is another Marlon Brando fiasco.

12 responses to “Brad Pitt: What Happened To People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive?

  1. AMEN! Although, Angelina makes me want to feed her a hamburger and have her wash it all down with a protein shake. That girl looks sickly to me.

    Brad just looks like a hot mess and the fact that he doesn’t notice that he’s living with Skelator should is a big concern.

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  2. Oh my- I feel the same way! I used to LOVE him back in the day. Now, he looks a little worse for the wear. He just looks dirty. And I won’t even talk about Angelina.

    Thanks for the add! 🙂

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  3. My thoughts are exactly! I liked him the best in his pre-Angelina days.

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  4. I don´t like objectifying people.

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  5. I CONCUR – bad look for Brad Pitt! Stringy, long hair – ugh. Perhaps he is trying to keep other potential husband-stealing “Angelina types” at bay 🙂

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  6. oh, I dunno. Brad’s alright. You can’t look hot for ever. Isn’t he straying, anyway?

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  7. Died thr world really need to hear your criticism..life is deeper than how someone looks. I find this annoying and trivial.

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