A call from Santa is comparable to that once-in-a-lifetime call from the President, reserved mainly for terrorist-fighting Navy Seals and Little League champions from the hood.
Monthly Archives: December 2012
Just saw a picture of Demi Moore.
Next time her friends hold an intervention they should stage it at a McDonalds, or a place with one of those all night, all-you-can-eat buffets.
2nd grade boys vs. wild animals. I am not sure there’s a difference.
Now that it’s holiday season I have to start doing segregated playmates. Can’t have the Santa believers mixing with those who don’t.